Jason Bateman has played plenty of questionable characters on screen, but one of his wildest roles was apparently himself — drunk, disorderly, and under arrest in Monaco.
The actor shared the hilarious confession on a recent episode of his podcast "SmartLess," telling co-hosts Will Arnett and Sean Hayes about a night at a casino that went completely off the rails.
Bateman said he was busted for being "drunk and disorderly" while wearing a "nice little leopard outfit" fresh from the gambling tables.
He described himself as "all banged up" on cheap Champagne, carrying a pocketful of casino chips, and getting absolutely "rocked."
The story immediately hit the jackpot with one of his co-hosts, who joked that Bateman's colorful description should become the title of his biography.
Jason may have crapped out that night, but decades later, the story is still paying dividends.
