Martha Stewart used to envy her married friends after her marriage ended in 1990, but now she says the joke is on them because she has no "stone around her neck."
The businesswoman and media personality recreated her iconic 1995 PEOPLE cover and told the magazine she is vastly happier as a single woman just out having fun—with younger guys.
Martha, who turned 85 on Monday, said, "The older you get, the less you really need a mate, I think.
I wouldn't want to be beleaguered with an older, ill person."
She assures that she goes out plenty—maybe not on official dates—but she is enjoying herself and has "lots of friends."
That said, Martha says her friends know if they invite her to a party, she won't stay long because she likes to be the last one there and the first to bounce.
Bottom line: Martha isn't into vintage—she only likes the younger models.
